What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?